86’d by Trump and Musk?
Launch Your Side Hustle Website for 50% Off
A limited-time offer to help you build your business online — for those who've been burned by tariffs, layoffs, or market volatility.
If you're out of work, fed up with the economy, or just ready to build something of your own, this is for you.
I'm offering 50% off new websites and revamps to help you get your side hustle launched.
This isn’t a course or coaching program. It’s expert work at half the cost — to help you move forward fast.
Real help from someone who knows how to get it done.

Why I’m Doing This
This Isn’t a Sale — It’s a Stand
I’m offering real help — because I’m angry.
Angry at the chaos. At the dishonesty. At how people are being squeezed by policies that protect power, not people.
If you’ve been laid off, pushed out, priced out, or left behind — this is for you.
The folks in Washington talk about the economy like it’s a scoreboard. I work with real people — trying to start something, support their families, or rebuild after being burned.
I can’t fix the system. But I can build websites. And I know what a good website can do for someone with an idea and the guts to act on it.
This isn’t about politics. It’s about offering the tools I have to people who need them — at a price that makes it doable, right now.
If that’s you, I hope you’ll reach out.
What You Get
This isn’t a templated starter site or a one-size-fits-all build. You’ll get a fully functional, professionally built WordPress website that’s fast, flexible, and ready to grow with you.
Who This Is For
If you’ve been hit hard by instability — or you’re finally ready to stop waiting — this is for you.
You might be:
- Laid off or let go from a contract
- Burned by policy changes, rising costs, or vanished leads
- Looking for a way to take control of your income
- Ready to launch something of your own, fast
This offer is for anyone who wants a solid, client-ready website — without wasting time or money.
Getting Started Is Easy
1. Get in touch
Send me a quick DM on LinkedIn or Bluesky, or schedule a no-pressure video call.
2. We chat about your goals
I’ll ask a few questions about your business, timeline, and what you need. If you've got a site already, I'll review it. If you're starting from scratch, that's fine too.
3. Your site goes live fast
You’ll get a custom WordPress site that's built to grow with you — usually in two weeks or less.
I’ve helped hundreds of people build serious websites. If you’re ready to launch, I’m here to help.
If I could give more than 5 stars, I would. Chris is fantastic—responsive, knowledgeable, and he always goes above and beyond. I needed a website in a week for our new business, and he delivered!
—Oshry Ben Lev
Common Questions
Yes. My standard website pricing starts at $1,500 or $150/hour. If you qualify for this limited-time offer, it's $750 or $75/hour.
You’ll still be responsible for your domain registration, professional email, and monthly hosting — I’ll help you get set up with affordable options.
Yes. I build exclusively on WordPress because it’s powerful, flexible, and easy to update without needing a developer.
If you’re serious about growing something real, WordPress gives you full control — no platform lock-in, no rent-a-site limitations.
Absolutely. This discount applies to full redesigns, revamps, or clean rebuilds of your current site.
We’ll keep what works, fix what doesn’t, and bring everything up to speed — so you can actually grow with it.
No long-term contracts, no hidden fees. You’ll get clear deliverables and a launch timeline before we start.
Payment is split into two draws, with the final draw due when your site launches.
Take the first step — message me today.
If you’ve been cut loose, priced out, or left behind — this is a chance to take control.
This offer isn’t about buzzwords or fake urgency. It’s about giving good people the tools to launch something of their own, fast — with help from someone who’s done it before, hundreds of times.
If you’re ready, I’m here.
No forms. No catch. Just ask for help.